1. Why are so many politicos jumping on U.S. Sen. Chuck Grassley for firing off some testy Tweets on health care reform over the weekend? We media types complain incessantly about prepackaged pols who spew talking points, then one shoots off what he really thinks and we scoff. I say keep your Twitter set on shock, senator.

2. Why, suddenly, is all of my spam in Russian?

3. Why, after all we went through last year, are there still people who complain about weather warnings that interrupt TV programs?

4. Why won’t my kids fully embrace the old-school, corn-syrupy goodness of Fla-Vor-Ice, especially now that I have a box of 200 in my deep freeze?

5. Why, now that the sun is out, am I still sitting at my desk?



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5 responses to “Why?

  1. Brad

    we lyk Grsly xept wen he ax dum n unprofesnal. U cn uz Twitter w/o stupd spllin n grmmr. It maks us Iwans luk lyk idiots.

    hez ider dum or cnyl or both (or drnk???)

  2. tdorman

    Pnt tkn. Tnks 4 creatvty, Brd

  3. Once upon a time, we valued eloquence. Now we get “We still on skedul/even workinWKEND.”


  4. LeeAnna

    We moved up to Michigan last year. I couldn’t believe it today. We were under a severe thunderstorm warning today for 20 min before any channel other than the Weather Channel said anything about it. By the time the local channels even put the little scrolls on the bottom of the screen we had over an inch of rain and 60 mph wind gusts. The radar for the TV channels is terrible up here and it’s hard to get any information about what is going on. I used to get annoyed with the constant interruptions. Now I miss them.

  5. samrhartman

    1. That’s politics.
    2. Invasion while we’re down.
    3. That’s Iowans.
    4. That’s kids.
    5. Sun. What sun?

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