The top 5 things I like about the new, narrower Gazette.
5. The entire A Section now fits perfectly in my charcoal starter chimney. How’d y’all like yer steaks?
4. My column is a little shorter, but my photo is now much bigger. And you get my second chin at no extra charge.
3. The newspaper now stays on my steering wheel better while I’m driving and talking on my BlackBerry.
2. Holding it makes me feel like I’m a giant. A powerful giant.
1. I can still read it for free on the big fat Internet.