Winter Weather Update

Here are the latest conditions, as of 11:05 a.m. CST:

My driveway is 100-percent snow and ice covered. With zero visibility, blizzard conditions around snow blower. Zero feeling in hands, face, assorted extremities. Travel possible, but not at all popular.

Back deck and dog business area 100 percent snow and ice covered, with heavy snow, blowing snow, dangerous wind chill. Snow depth exceeds height of said dog. Business still possible, dog refusal likely.

Basement kegerator, 100 percent beer filled, temperature 33 degrees. Drinking recommended upon completion of required workplace tasks.

Watch this space for infrequent, useless updates.

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