Top 5 — Things I did this week that make me feel 13

1. Drank a giant fountain Mountain Dew. (Although no one will ever have the perfect syrup/carbonated water ratio of the old SuperAmerica on US 69 in Belmond)

2. Ate a pack of Zingers (Frosting so sweet my teeth still hurt)

3. Seriously considered buying baseball cards (No gum is a deal breaker)

4. Stood at a magazine rack reading a “Rolling Stone” I had no plans to buy. (Back then I was just broke, now I’m just lame)

5. Walked through a mall, wondering if I looked cool. (Yes, I do know the answer)



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5 responses to “Top 5 — Things I did this week that make me feel 13

  1. Molly

    Wow, I thought you were kidding on there being things you did that made you look 13. You weren’t.

  2. Rob

    Like, that WAS you @ the mall!!!!

  3. Deb V

    I hate to break this to you, but it’s my experience that half the guys in this state under the age of 40 do that kind of stuff every day…

  4. Fountain Mt. Dew, Zingers and Rolling Stone. Wow. The only thing you were missing was a copy of the Fiend Folio in your locker.

    And a wedgie.

  5. Bret

    13-year-old Dorman, you rule. I presume you were reading the McCain profile in RS, or was it about the Pussycat Dolls?

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