Top 5 — People You Shouldn’t Hug

1. An Iowa City Police Officer.

2. U.S. Treasury Sec. Henry M. Paulson Jr. (He’ll swipe your wallet and slip your dough to the CEO of Goldman Sachs)

3. A Cedar Rapids city-paid consultant. (Hugs cost $125 each)

4. A Hawkeye kick/punt returner (You will be fumbled to the Wildcats)

5. Fannie Mae (Freddie Mac gets super jealous)

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  1. MV

    The Iowa City PO-lice sure do take themselves seriously these days.

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