1. An Iowa City Police Officer.
2. U.S. Treasury Sec. Henry M. Paulson Jr. (He’ll swipe your wallet and slip your dough to the CEO of Goldman Sachs)
3. A Cedar Rapids city-paid consultant. (Hugs cost $125 each)
4. A Hawkeye kick/punt returner (You will be fumbled to the Wildcats)
5. Fannie Mae (Freddie Mac gets super jealous)