Editors all over America are wonder what their big historic front-page headline should be. Here are some suggestions. Feel free to steal them.
If Obama Wins:
O No He Didn’t! (O Yes He Did!)
We’ll Take `That One’
U.S. Voters Associate with Known Democrat
Disillusionment Begins Today!
If McCain Wins:
Erratic and Ecstatic!
McCain to Pollsters, Pundits, Press - Drop (Beep) Dead
WHAT THE…(Headline continued on page 2)
Real America Triumphs over Blue Plague of Wickedness
UPDATE NOTE — I’ll be live blogging tonight at gazetteonline starting around 7:30. Join me and my team of the youngest pundits in politics, ages 3 and 6. We’ll undoubtedly hear their insights, although they’ll probably be in bed faster than you can call Ohio.