November 4, 2008

Ripped from Today’s Headlines

Editors all over America are wonder what their big historic front-page headline should be. Here are some suggestions. Feel free to steal them.
If Obama Wins:
O No He Didn’t! (O Yes He Did!)
We’ll Take `That One’
U.S. Voters Associate with Known Democrat
Disillusionment Begins Today!
If McCain Wins:
Erratic and Ecstatic!
McCain to Pollsters, Pundits, Press - Drop (Beep) Dead
WHAT THE…(Headline continued on page 2)
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